We are great scientists of the natural sciences! We proclaim the true judgement over beers taste! Ofcourse our experiments would render meaningles had they not been carefully designed around a highly accurate and scientifically recommended scala. Our approach and reputation is unblemished.

1-2I feel sick/I vomited.
3-4I didn't feel like finishing the glass!
5-6Emptied the glas, but nothing special about this beer.
7-8I would order this beer again.